Beta Testing: My findings

So, I thought I'd just summarise for you all s list of things I feel would make Football Manager Live, which I've been testing, into a better game. It won't take much and is totally worth your hard-earned in its current state, well taking aside the lag, inevitable and unavoidable downtime during periods when I fancy a bash and the excessive inflation.

I think the game, while fantastic, fails the grasp the realities of British football. Players don't refuse a tranfser to your club solely on the basis of their wife's taste in shopping, theres no pointless violence and no mention of hooliganism in the pub afterwards.

So, for the benefit of SI, allow me to give you a run down of some features that we all feel would be good selling points if added to the final release;

1- Micheal Ballack should reguarly bung it over the bar.

2- Olof Mellberg should be prone to bouts of rage.

3- John Terry should be made more tearful

4- Lukas Podolski should remember he's Polish, and becaome racked with guilt over his Eur0 2008 goal against Poland.

5- commentary should include the following sentecnes;
"He's really regretting that curry"
"Shame about his wife though"
" *insert Referee name* has sand in his vagina"
"*GK* threw that like a right girl"

6- Jens Lehmann should have his name changed to Herbert T. Butterfingers.

7- Cristiano Ronaldo should report you to amnesty international for not meeting his excessive wage demands

See, there is just a few tiny droplets from my vast bucket of genius on this issue.

Let's make it happen.