Incoming..

I'm very, very tired today. So much so infact, that I've had to reschedule a few things till tomorrow.

Yet, I feel like I'm cheating you all if I don't at least share whats incoming this week;

- We caught up with the cast of Award Winning Sitcom, The Guild, for an informal chat. See what they had to say before the restraining order was issued here next week.

- The Inaugural Hardcore Effect World Cup for Crisps

- Return of our stolen video content

- Possible return also for our Bizarre Adult Video of The Week.. its a special one.

- Why Barack Obama's job is at least three times harder than even he expected

- We find out how hard it is to find a cleaning contractor in London who'll mop up blood and fingers

- Why being hospitalised turns you into Jesus

- More Kate Nash.. on the street

- and much more that doesn't immeadiatly spring to mind right now.

We look forward to seeing you, and don't stop sending in those e-mails.

Thought of the Day - 6/5/08

Today's thought is;
Even though I'm strongly opposed to organised fundamentalist religions, is Jesus relevant in modern society?

It would be easy to say no.. feeding 3000 people with a couple of loaves of bread and some fish.. thats just bad planning and a lotof optimism. They say it turned out ok, but where in the bible does it say he threw any other dinner parties after that disaster?

Sure, he attended a few, mainly to get murdered.

So, aside from being a bit dim obviously, his main redeeming feature was his alleged ability to turn water into wine. Are you serious? How could he not have abused that power? How come the bible has no recollection of him cracking on to Mary Magdalene and plying her with booze to loosen her up a bit?

Walking on water? Why would that ever be useful?
"just popping to the shops love!" 'splish, splish, splish'. Hardly practical, what a joker.

Useful abilities he could have had to be relevant would have been something like invisibility, super strength, night vision, Water treatment management, irrigation engineering, and the power effective farming. Obviously he was too pissed on his free plonk to be relevant.

But it would seem I'm wrong, Jesus totally gets modern life, see;