Daddy's Home

Hey kids, I'm back, where have I been? Mind your own, besides thats irrelevant.

What is relevant is whats coming up this year;

- Why losing your mind is even more scary than being fondled by an over friendly tramp in the bus station

- Why I'm going to be chloroformed in the name of fun

- Those fucking music interviews.. finally

- Whats wrong with youtube and how we're going to fix it

- Beard growing for amateurs

- 1001 and one things related to being a man, such as guns, explosions, video games, pornography and crisps

- Definitive Hardcore Effect "print-off-cut-out-and-keep" guide to aforementioned crisps

- Why we're the 35th best blog about fatherhood you can read today

- Why Stevie Wonder will soon sue us

- Does Celery have a aplace in the aeronautics world?

- When you can see at least some of us making cameo appearances in an award winning online sitcom.

Its all here, like an Aladdin's cave of wonder, only with less sand in your pants.

Catch you in the morning, and happy new year from us all.