Changes

We're currently in the market for some new writers and a general reshuffle to bring us back to our pre-christmas levels of hilarity and efficency.

Ravi is still caught up with uni and exams, but we hope to have him back soon.

Sheepy is also working hard, but will be staying with us, as of course will Adam.

Due to other commitments, we'll be parting company with The Hardcore Effect's first female blogger, Kabbyo. We of course, wish her all the best in the future.

So, if you'd like to join a team with a glittering history of success and glory, look now further than us;

1999 - Hardcore Effect founded.
2003 - Launched on Myspace.
2004 - Withdrew from Myspace, declaring it "Fucking Shit".
- Ravi arrested in London nightclub, The Funky Buddha, for pistol-whipping a stripper.
- Benji and Adam become published authors after the release of "Trick-ass Bitches: an Illustrated History".
2005 - Heavily criticised for encouraging our adopted troop of boy scouts to open a breast examination clinic.
- Second book - ""Sure, I'll take a DNA test" and 100 other things not to say to the Child Support Agency" enrages Feminists. Adam "Not bothered".
- Groundbreaking coverage of World's first openly gay racing dog.
- Launched on Facebook.
2006 - Ravi finds cure for SARS.
- Christmas Album gets to 32 in the Latvian charts.
2007 - Cutting report into how much better everyone elses child soldiers are.
- Praised for encouraging frugal spending after report into how beating people to death is far more cost-effective proves popular
2008 - Nominated for four Bloggers' choice awards
- Launched on Blogspot.com
- break taken after bloggers found to be de-sensitized to all but "testicle-related" violence

So, if you fancy it, drop us a line with a few details about you, write a piece on anything you like and we'll be back in touch before you know it.