For those of you still unaware, it seems more than likely that we'll be appearing live on Blogtv this December for two hours of interactive fun and frolics.
One of the topics I've been considering is crazy exes, I've had my fair share and it seems when it comes to downright insanity the ladies in our lives have the edge.. only just though.
We'd like you to e-mail us your crazy ex story, and the best will win something lovely and probably alcohol flavoured.
At this point I was going to share a story I'd heard recently about one particular female beserker that will probably blow all of yours out of the water, but its such good material I'm going to need it for the live show frankly, Instead I'm going to inspire you with a story I saw in a magazine some time ago.
Basically, the author was out on a date with his partner, he already had his doubts about her mental stability, after enduring the oh-so-original lying about being pregnant situation - the emotional crutch of all true mentalists - I digress however, at some point in his evening a small disagreement broke out between the happy couple and he decided it was best to go home and stop his lady causing a scene.
She followed him outside, where she kicked his shins while screaming at his like a twisted banshee, before lunging forward and taking a huge bite of his nose.
She then faked some tears, wiped his blood all over her face and ran into the nearest bar playing the old damsel in distress card, cue a line of large men who would all like to be the hero [and sleep with her afterward], pouring out intent on breaking the young chaps legs.
He made a quick escape and she never came home, although he goes on to say that she does still phone his mother claiming to be his wife.. which is nice.
So, c'mon, don't be shy. Send your craziest ex stories to Hrdcoreeffect@live.co.uk, or simply comment below.
There could be a little somthing in it for you.
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