Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day.. seriously, google it.
So enjoy this, the holiest day in the hardcore calender.. lest we make ye walk the plank..
Arrr!!!
Below is a list of our Top 5 Pirates, see if you agree;
1- Captain Jack Sparrow - Drunk
2- Captain Morgan - Mildly spiced and somewhat distracted.
3- Captain Hook - Idiot
4- Captain Birdseye - Frozen
5- Random Bus Driver - Practically a pirate, Plunders your Gold. Miserable bastard.
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