..and we're back

You probably noticed I've been absent for nigh on 5 long days now. This is all due to a cock-up at British Telecom, for which they have now apologised unreservedly after I explained that 5 days is a fucking long time for you all to be without my wisdom and for me to be unable to utilise my access to high speed pornography downloads.

anyhow, without further ado, lets set to it..