Ok, so its competition time people.
To win our surprising stash of blagged but pointless goodies we need you to get all interactive. Before we start this competition has no real right or wrong answer so we can't favour people we know and our families are not eligible to enter, plus its free so what have you got to lose?
The challenge is this, week in and week out Sheepy gets drunk, he is clearly a smart guy, and theres nothing wrong with enjoying a drink, however he does tend to get.. well.. destroyed.
So, your task is to make sense of any ONE of the drunken texts messages he has sent me that I've reprinted below. The winner will be picked by ALL the bloggers unanimously and only entries to hardcreeffect@live.co.uk will be eligible, please include your name, age and country of residence.
As for your entries you can perhaps take a guess as to what he is talking about, what he is doing as he writes or simply make something up that will make us laugh, here are your options, take your pick (blatantly obvious and unimaginitive answers will be disregarded);
a) "Netto is Ghetto"
b) "...and he draws horrible cartoons of you, and wraps them up in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher.."
c) "so I said, you're a sell-out, retail loving, cuntish, bastard"
d) "oh dear, you might have accidentally caught a glimpse of my rippling abs.."
e) "That is just massively disrespectful to your trousers"
f) "Im coming for you.. maybe not now.. but soon, but I didnt rob your Grandad' house nor did I kidnap that 8ft snowman"
Not easy eh? well good, because its harder than you think blagging stuff so you're gonna hvae to work for it. Cheers
Showing posts with label Freebie Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freebie Friday. Show all posts
Monday, 28 July 2008
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Freebie Friday #1
Keep your eyes peeled, because our first Freebie Friday Competition is just a few days away...
We have plenty to give away..for once. Just some of these things are;
1x T-shirt courtesy of Baltika Russian Beer
1x Trial Size Malteasers hot drink
1x Deadlite Snowboards '09 tee
1x Personal item from the bloggers
fear not, theres much, much more, but I'd hate to ruin the surprise ;)
Benji
We have plenty to give away..for once. Just some of these things are;
1x T-shirt courtesy of Baltika Russian Beer
1x Trial Size Malteasers hot drink
1x Deadlite Snowboards '09 tee
1x Personal item from the bloggers
fear not, theres much, much more, but I'd hate to ruin the surprise ;)
Benji
Saturday, 7 June 2008
A Break in Normal Service
Normal Service should be resumed tomorrow, due to all the illness and such that has befallen my family and me.
In the meantime, let me fill you in on something quite special, well 2 things actually. 'citing!
First off, a new feature brought to you by that genius, Ravi. Freebie Fridays!
During the course of every week, all members of the team, that can be arsed, will be attempting to blag as many free things as possible using the fact we write this blog as a reason. At the end of the month the freebies will be doled out to deserving winners of whatever random competition we come up with that month. lovely eh?
It gets better, to start things off and to coincide with the launch of the Official Hardcore Traitor's Board, all freebies won between now and the end of Euro 2008 will be doled out to the team member who takes to his support of his adopted team with the most vigour [Ravi loves that word.. apparantly].
The winner will NOT be the one whose team lifts the trophy, but will rather be picked by a vote at the end of the competition. Points should be awarded for adoption of that country's culture [with photos please gentlemen], the wearing of team shirts/colours as often as possible, the active and enthusiastic promotion of his team and their culture and general enthusiasm.
Also the recruitment of others to their cause, again photos please.
Each entrant must also provide a weekly update with said photos, to show what they have been upto. If your team is knocked out, you can still earn points by eating their food, adopting their culture and generally encouraging people to visit your teams country, extra points for a convincing argument [no matter how ludicrous] as to why your team were robbed of victory.
Again bonus points for displayed knowledge of the country [no boring lists or endless quoting from wikipedia please], and your weekly update must include your persuasive argument and incentives to join your cause and cheer your adopted nation to victory.
Let the blagging commence!
In the meantime, let me fill you in on something quite special, well 2 things actually. 'citing!
First off, a new feature brought to you by that genius, Ravi. Freebie Fridays!
During the course of every week, all members of the team, that can be arsed, will be attempting to blag as many free things as possible using the fact we write this blog as a reason. At the end of the month the freebies will be doled out to deserving winners of whatever random competition we come up with that month. lovely eh?
It gets better, to start things off and to coincide with the launch of the Official Hardcore Traitor's Board, all freebies won between now and the end of Euro 2008 will be doled out to the team member who takes to his support of his adopted team with the most vigour [Ravi loves that word.. apparantly].
The winner will NOT be the one whose team lifts the trophy, but will rather be picked by a vote at the end of the competition. Points should be awarded for adoption of that country's culture [with photos please gentlemen], the wearing of team shirts/colours as often as possible, the active and enthusiastic promotion of his team and their culture and general enthusiasm.
Also the recruitment of others to their cause, again photos please.
Each entrant must also provide a weekly update with said photos, to show what they have been upto. If your team is knocked out, you can still earn points by eating their food, adopting their culture and generally encouraging people to visit your teams country, extra points for a convincing argument [no matter how ludicrous] as to why your team were robbed of victory.
Again bonus points for displayed knowledge of the country [no boring lists or endless quoting from wikipedia please], and your weekly update must include your persuasive argument and incentives to join your cause and cheer your adopted nation to victory.
Let the blagging commence!
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