Showing posts with label Deed poll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Deed poll. Show all posts

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Victory is Yellow!



Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Hero.

That was a fantastic strike. On the whole though it was a bittersweet day for me, Ok we won, but Christian Wilhelmsson may be out of the competition. Zlatan scored that stormer, but I found out Dr. Oetker isn't Swedish and had to tip my delicious pizza into the bin for tramps to fight over.

Onto the lego unicycle, I believe Ravi is reffering to the much famed bloccycle. It came equipped with dual firing missile launchers and a man with plastic hair. I'm sure an optic of Absolut could have been fitted to it also. He's just trying to rain on the yellow parade because he had to endure a night of efficent German fun to celebrate his game, where as I got nicely drunk and ate my Kottbullar, Smorgasbord and Lingonsylt. Awesome.
This victory has inspired me to show a bit more of my hand to my honourable opponent.

We've both talked pretty big so far, making wild claims. Well, for those of you that are hard of sight the image below is of me calling Ravi's Bluff. Touche.

Monday, 9 June 2008

Coming Straight Outta Stockholm

Aside from the very interesting and delicious currywurst argument, Ravi has failed to sway me and has actually strengthened my resolve.

I see his goal of learning German and hanging out with German fans, but this is easy, because he is geographically quite close to Germany, and so I see your goals an draise them, sir. I have a little bit more dedication.

Things I'll do for Sweden;
1) Start A facebook Supporters group
2) If that group reaches 75 members and Sweden Pass the group stages, I will start an Abba Tribute band and upload the video to Youtube and here.
3) If the group reaches 150 members and we reach the quarter finals, I will change my name, by law, to something swedish and keep it for at least 3 months.
4) If the group reaches 300 members and we win, I will contact Freddie Ljungberg and offer him a bum. That Hunk-cicle.
5) I shall drink no alcoholic beverage produced outside sweden.
6) I shall wear my Sweden shirt courtesy of a generous sponser soon to be named, at all times unless its in the wash.
7) I shall attempt to learn some swedish, and the National anthem.
8) I shall place small sweden flags on my desk at work, and around my house if the group reaches 50 members.

Anyone think they can raise me on that load? Adam? Ravi? anyone else?

Be my guests.
Kepp with The Hardcore Effect, this is about to get interesting.