Teaching middle class white kids how to keep it real,since 2003
Thursday, 29 January 2009
Kate Nash on "The Street" #5
Pickings have been super thin this week, but after an exhaustive 2 hour search our heroine returns, bringing that "street" vibe with her middle class self.
Here we join Kate as she sets off to a viewing of Banksy vs. Warhol. At firstwe thought that was an art exhibition, turned out to be a dance battle... probably. Enjoy.
Norman Wisdom - Comedian and long time nursing home resident. Tick-tock Norm.
Muhammed Ali - Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.. shakes like a rubber cock stuck on full power.
Fidel Castro - Cigar toting Communist and all-round funboy.
Amy Winehouse - Used to be quite hot, now permanently smacked off her tits. Looks rather like a dead horse. May last a while yet.. but we wouldn't count on it.
Fats Domino - Singer.. well he has to go sometime...
Dr. Adam's Celebrity Death Predictions '09
Patrick Swayze - Former Dirty Dancer with a nasty bout of pancreatic cancer. this years favourite.. sorry Pat.
Sir Patrick Moore - Astronomer and Games Master, only one more xylophone rendition of The Prodigy's Firestarter away from being six feet under
Barack Obama - Prime assasination target for the sort of people who ruin America for the rest of the sane people who live there.
Courtney Love - Perpetually drunk harlot, there are too many things that could finish her off to list, frankly.
Owen Wilson - Messed up by all those years of shit Jackie Chan films, guilt will kill him young
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