Tuesday 9 September 2008

Cleaning out my closet

I was going through my stuff the other day to see how much crap I can jettison. Anyway, I discovered a scrawled note I wrote while drunk 2 years ago. A draft for a brand new Hollyoaks theme song that I had clearly planned to post to its writers. I've done my best to decipher my childish scrawl to bring it to you here:

Hollyoaks Theme ("Cheshire's Calling")
(Apocalyptic pipe organ opening)

All along the city walls
Lofty spires and busy streets
Cheshire's playing on my mind
And the call to arms was truu-uu-uuue

Hollyoaks- we're sure you understand
Hollyoaks- give me the will to survive
Nourish my soul and stay my shaking hand
From the old cathedral to the bingo hall
Answering Cheshire's caa-aaa-aaa-lll

(Xylophone solo)

Hollyoaks! Bring me back from this cycle of hatred- YEAHH!! (BIG FINISH)

There you have it. I found two other drafts as well but they're too satanic to publish. Hope you appreciate its artistic quality, and conclusive proof of the mind altering effects of Hydes bitter...

1 comment:

Benji Hardcore said...

if we were to record this with our German lounge jazz-funk ensemble, it could be epic.