Freebie Friday.. at last!

Ok, so its competition time people.

To win our surprising stash of blagged but pointless goodies we need you to get all interactive. Before we start this competition has no real right or wrong answer so we can't favour people we know and our families are not eligible to enter, plus its free so what have you got to lose?

The challenge is this, week in and week out Sheepy gets drunk, he is clearly a smart guy, and theres nothing wrong with enjoying a drink, however he does tend to get.. well.. destroyed.

So, your task is to make sense of any ONE of the drunken texts messages he has sent me that I've reprinted below. The winner will be picked by ALL the bloggers unanimously and only entries to hardcreeffect@live.co.uk will be eligible, please include your name, age and country of residence.

As for your entries you can perhaps take a guess as to what he is talking about, what he is doing as he writes or simply make something up that will make us laugh, here are your options, take your pick (blatantly obvious and unimaginitive answers will be disregarded);

a) "Netto is Ghetto"
b) "...and he draws horrible cartoons of you, and wraps them up in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher.."
c) "so I said, you're a sell-out, retail loving, cuntish, bastard"
d) "oh dear, you might have accidentally caught a glimpse of my rippling abs.."
e) "That is just massively disrespectful to your trousers"
f) "Im coming for you.. maybe not now.. but soon, but I didnt rob your Grandad' house nor did I kidnap that 8ft snowman"

Not easy eh? well good, because its harder than you think blagging stuff so you're gonna hvae to work for it. Cheers