Teaching middle class white kids how to keep it real,since 2003
Sunday, 29 June 2008
Happy Birthday Mr. & Mrs. v1.0
In spite of today's sad news, good news prevails and we'd all like to wish both Mike and Helena very happy respective birthdays [today and yesterday], much love.
Norman Wisdom - Comedian and long time nursing home resident. Tick-tock Norm.
Muhammed Ali - Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.. shakes like a rubber cock stuck on full power.
Fidel Castro - Cigar toting Communist and all-round funboy.
Amy Winehouse - Used to be quite hot, now permanently smacked off her tits. Looks rather like a dead horse. May last a while yet.. but we wouldn't count on it.
Fats Domino - Singer.. well he has to go sometime...
Dr. Adam's Celebrity Death Predictions '09
Patrick Swayze - Former Dirty Dancer with a nasty bout of pancreatic cancer. this years favourite.. sorry Pat.
Sir Patrick Moore - Astronomer and Games Master, only one more xylophone rendition of The Prodigy's Firestarter away from being six feet under
Barack Obama - Prime assasination target for the sort of people who ruin America for the rest of the sane people who live there.
Courtney Love - Perpetually drunk harlot, there are too many things that could finish her off to list, frankly.
Owen Wilson - Messed up by all those years of shit Jackie Chan films, guilt will kill him young
1 comment:
Thanks for the birthday wishes, much cake was eaten by both of us (much to my dismay and mikes delight)
we should go out sometime this week before me and mike have to go back to work on sunday...what you think? would the Mrs be up for it?
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