Good day to you all, I begin today's travel through the world of my genius with this.
I apologise for this piece being so late but It slipped my mind completely, you may or may not remember that sometime ago there was a piece in the news about two young ladies being stabbed by some bloke in a frenzy after getting off a bus. Terrible you may think, but I see something you may not and I'm sure Mike v1.0 will see this point too.
Yes, they got stabbed and you know what I say? Good.
You see, the young ladies in question had been winding up this bloke all through his ride home. He was simply minding his own business when two stupid little schoolgirls start passing comment on everything from his hair to his appearance in general. I'm sorry, but at 14 or so, these girls should frankly no better.
The bloke, obviously furious at the little pair of cretins decided to follow them off the bus and proceed to start a knifing rampage while in the grip of a rabid blood-lust fever. Spot on.
Who the hell are a bunch of stupid kids to tell anyone about anything? Next time I get a snide comment, I shall promptly hack off the offenders genitals with a rusty switchblade. It may teach them a lesson about manners.
Its no use using the whole "but they were just girls" excuse, because frankly that no longer washes with me. I think equality is awesome frankly, but it works both ways so you have an equal right to shift your arse, lift heavy things, put up shelving, open jars and get your head kicked in when you deserve it. This attitude was passed on to me by a genuinely top bloke, Harry.
Harry and I work together and he makes a valid point, Women tend to be mouthier and more agressive when it comes to getting up in your face and really getting you angry.. they don't have the same experiences growing up that make a boy a man.. most of these involve being kicked in the face with no hope of anyone coming to your aid, they have no concept of the trouble they are starting because they are so used to not suffering the consequences, usually a bloke will wade in to the rescue if they are threatened, which is unlikely as its taboo to even threaten a lady.
The bias doesn't end there, I read a story not long ago in a magazine where the guy had written in saying he'd been dating a total nutter, long story short she was well out of line and a complete psycho, they get into an argument whereupon she bites off a bit of his nose, and fearing his retaliation runs into a nearby pub with her face covered in this poor blokes blood and claims he'd just hit her in the face, cue an endless stream of blokes storming out of the pub to kick his head in (mainly because they want to shag the lady in question and feel they must show off), its amazing how society always takes the womans side.
Ray Parlour, and overpaid footballer with poncy gay hair recently got divorced, his wife claimed she was entitled to half his hard-earned... how does that work? how!? This bloke is the one who spends an hour and half knackering himself out chasing a ball, she just goes shopping and gets her nails done. So ladies, if your man is reluctant to marry its because of women like this that alot of men feel that you are manipulative, shallow, self-serving crazies. Mrs. Hardcore being one of many obvious exceptions. Its a wrong image, but one that is being imprinted in the minds of men everywhere.
So, when I'm Prime Minister I will decree the following;
1) Unless there are kids involved, each partner's money is his/her own upon seperation.
2) Footballers pay heavily increased tax.
3) If you spray paint your name on walls, the police will be empowered to spray "is a retard" or some other similar comment underneath.
4) Almost everything will become a capital crime, if you beat up an inncocent passer-by, the police will shoot you in the face..you may say; "bit harsh" I say; "Shut up, he/she knew they weren't supposed to be doing that, they knew it was wrong and they knew the risk." I'm becoming a bit facist here I think, again like v1.0.
and it doens't end there, more laws to come, keep with us..
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