Happy Birthday to us!

Doesn't time fly when you're having fun eh?

Already we've been in our all new format, updated daily for a month, and it isn't all easy. We're sure you appreciate the hours we put in discussing, writing, reviewing and editing these hallowed pages, it certainly shows in the content we feel. Already we've;

- Answered the Chav Problem
- Revealed Slaven Bilic as a closet homosexual
- Slandered Jens Lehmann at a rate of twice a week
- Used the word "blancmange" no less than 6 times
- Claimed Andreas Isaksson filmed himself abusing animals
- Provoked a racist debate
- Blagged free stuff from a host of PR people
- Been warned for posting inappropriate video material
- Organised a European tour
- Learned Tarot
- Formed an ABBA tribute band and a German lounge jazz ensemble
- Changed our names
- Become Foreign
- picked on some monkeys
- Designed A zeppelin
- Revolutionised the kitchen by inventing a toaster/kettle hybrid
- Predicted the deaths of celebrities
- Proved science wrong.. twice
- Pondered the life of the homeless
- Gained an addiction to Crunchy Nut Chocolate Clusters
- Called bingo in German
- Saved football and cricket
- Received at least 46 complaints
- Received at least 1000 hits [the current counter only goes from the start of June]
- Received bucketloads of lovely comments
- Been reviewed as "The two most interesting and dynamic new writers to hit the blogging community"
- Found the worst album in the world.. ever
- Insulted Islam, twice.
- Posted a comedy classified post
- Ruined health and Safety
- Showed a girl concealing her mobile phone in the most surprising of places
- Slacked off at work
- Ruined music journalism
- Posted an offensive picture of Simon Weston
- Had a funeral before I died
- Watched a lady make love ot the gearstick of a car
- Ruined the sales of 24hr protection toothpaste
- Been psycho-analysed
- Been threatened with death
and much.. much more I don't have time to list.

Thanks for being here, theres plenty more where that came from.

For now though, I believe we've earned a beer. Cheerio!