The Swedes take the top slice off a ham sandwich and call it smorgasbord. The Germans fuse brattwurst and curry, to create something that actually transcends food. Kneel thou and tremble before it's mighty presence...
That my friend, is why Sweden will never be a great nation.
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Ravi, learn how to spell BRATWURST, that's a bare necessity for any aspirant wanting to morph into a German
Ja genau das ist richtig. However I prefer the high German "brätwurst". It's all about the umlaut...
Anyways, German language update- going well but modal verbs are proving tricky. Also, they don't appear to have a word for "fluffy".
You still have a long way to go young Ravi. I am sorry to disappoint, but the word "brätwurst" unfortunately does't exist. Could you possibly be talking about Nürnberger Rostbratwürstchen? They are fit!
The word fluffy is most commonly translated as "flauschig".
Have jolly good day my fellow german friend
Shit the Germans are onto me...
Brätwurst is old German, fraulein. Trust me on this.
I would very much like to sample a currywurst, but every German I've ever met [except one] is frankly too mean to share with me unless I can provide a sunlounger of some sort.
That is the most disgusting shit I have ever seen in my life. I mean 'shit' literally.
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